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Tropical Sensation Hot Pants

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What It Is

Wear these while walking down Venice Beach in the ESPIRIT Neon Fades Tank.

It's like being transported back to the hey-day of summery, surfing bliss. It's 1982. Your sun-bleached, crinkly hair blows into your eyes as you skate down the boardwalk, the taste of an orange julius still on your tongue as you ride to meet the gang. You share a joint as you walk down the beach at sunset, stealing kisses with your crush as everyone walks on ahead.

These hot pants will help you forget that it's actually 2010, your crush OD-ed on heroine in 1992, and Venice Beach is a dirty shit hole more effectively than gin and oxy. Quit ruining your liver with chemicals and invest in these babies for some quick blast-from-the-past pleasure!

Attributes

Size: Small (pictured on model) and Medium
Label: Venus
Material: Nylon/Lycra
Color: Floral
Condition: Awesome, brah!
Drink: Orange Julius
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Small Measurements:
Waist: A stretchy waistband allows these to go from 12-14 inches
Leg Openings: A stretchy 10-12 inches
Inseam: 1 inch

Medium Measurements:
Waist: A stretchy 12-15 inches
Leg Openings: A stretchy 10-12 inches
Inseam: 1 inch

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