This is for you men who walk outside proud that you just got out of the shower. So what your junk is peeping out, so what? Lett the world see. It's only some junk...a thing and two other things. Mostly everyone's seen it before. And if they haven't, they're in for a treat, yes sireee.

Ooo helloooooo mail-woman! It looks like the tables have turned. Today I have a package for you? Care to... accept the charges?

Oh hi, Mrs. Waldstein! Yes, it is showing, would you like to pleasure me? In for the penny in for the pound, you old ewe! No? You're going to call the who? No, it's okay, I just got out of the shower. No, there's really no need-----

Hello, misses officer! I'm ready for my cavity search. Ooo, handcuffs, kinky. I suppose you need to take me down to the "station" for some "questioning". Well, I'm all yours, baby. Oooo, a holding cell - I like, I like. Cold hard floor really gets me cold and hard if you know what I mean. Oh, someone's already in here, well, I'm game for a little 2 on 1 action. Wait, where are you going? Well, looks like it's just you and me, misterrr uh... Snake is it? Well, I hope your fangs aren't too long, well yes I do. Oooo, whatcha go there? It's a shank! I'm down for a good stabbing if you are. Oooo you got me. Blood really turns me on. Ooo, I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it. Passsing... out... really... turns...me.......

**Thunk**