Todd Unisex Nightie

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Todd Unisex Nightie

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What It Is

You remember Todd, don't you? My old roommate. Short guy, loved ballroom dancing and historical fiction. Moderately balding, always wore penny loafers and said "It seemed that way to me from the very beginning" way more than he had to. He accidentally left behind his personalized, monogrammed nightie after moving away to Tampa. He telegraphed me asking to post it to him if I ever found it, but I decide against doing him any favors the day I woke up and he had decided to get the stairs redone without telling me. I was stuck upstairs for three days. I had to lower a bucket out of my window so my girlfriend could give me some food.

Attributes

Size on tag: S/M
Label: Belle Pointe
Material: Polyester
Color: Red
Unisex: Extremely
Required to complete the outfit: A nightcap
Taste: A nightcap (booze)

Measurements

Length top-to-bottom: 40.5" to center
Hip across: 20.5"
Armpit-to-armpit: 18.5"
Sleeve-to-armpit: 14"
Arm circumference at shoulder: 16"
Arm circumference at elbow: 10"

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