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The Whiskey-Drinker's Tennis Dress

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What It Is

Whether you're alone in the fog-filled moors of northern Northumbria, or getting your leg humped by a ferret in the wiles of southern Boise, the simplicity and charm of the Whiskey-Drinker's Tennis Dress will never go out of style. Mix straight with with your favorite bourbon and "à la boum ce soir" or whatever you dirty french say.

Attributes

Size: 8
Fabric: Cotton and Elastan
Color: Back
Length: Mid-Thigh
Label: Lacoste (yes, it has the alligator thing)
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Measurements

Length from top of dress to hem: 29"
Length from top of straps to hem: 33"
Waist: 15.5"
Hip: 18"
Armpit to Armpit: 15"

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