Nostalgia-Rama Marching Pant
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Availability: In stock
$40.00
What It Is
Remember Band? Me neither. But remember the pants? Those "I really want to take these off but that would make me a non-conformist" pants? Now, finally, you can do what you always thought about doing in high school: Ripping your pants off, playing a badass solo from Stairway on your rented sax and running across the field naked being chased by 3 coaches and the principal and the JV football team. Sherri Marshz, also in band and your crush for ages, would either swoon or vomit. Let's hope a little of both.
Attributes
Size on Tag: 32W x 32L
Label: Watuaga Apparel Corp
Material: Wool
Color: Navy Blue with Red Stripe
Condition: Cleaned, pressed and ready to wear out!
Drink: Chocolate milk in a carton that Sherri Marshz has to open for you because you were kinda retarded back then
Measurements:
Inseam: closer to 33" than the tag measurements
Waist: closer to 34" than tag measurements
Leg Opening: 9"
