"I'm Halldór from Iceland won't you come party with me techno?!?!"

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  • "I'm Halldór from Iceland won't you come party with me techno?!?!"
  • "That's the end of that chapter"
  • "Hat, can I come out now?" "You better stay down there, bitch, I'm talking to the prety lady"
  • I feel that this hat isabout to fall off, but after having worn it, I can safely say that it's on there for good"

Prophylactic Hat

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What It Is

This hat is just like a good women. Pair it with sweets, jewels, or a nice dress and it will be happy. Or just have a leisurely afternoon wearing it out. This hat likes head, and like any good women it is one size fits all. What could be better than this but... that's right. We have two. Twins. 'Nuff said. Explosion.

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Size: One Size Fits All (not really though, if you have elephantiasis it won't fit)
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Material: Rubber??? (Nice soft lining, though)
Color: Orange
Condition: Just out of the little foil wrapper and ready to wear out!
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