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Let's Go Cougar Hunting Shirt

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What It Is

Cautiously you peer into the depths of the party from your cover of houseplant. You stalk around the stacks of John LeCarre and Babylon-5 VHSs, never taking an eye off your pray. His name: Richard, but he goes by 'Chard. You know a lot about him from going through his garbage. He looks your way but you know he can't see you. You are far too good a hunter to let him spook now. It's time. You creep slowly closer... closer... almost there.... then.....
SEX POUNCE!

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Size on tag: No size
Label: Petite Notations
Material: Polyester
Color:
Condition: Cleaned, pressed and ready to wear out!
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Measurements:
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Length top-to-bottom: 25"
Waist circumference: 36"
Armpit-to-armpit: 19.5"
Sleeve-to-armpit: 6"

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