JMB Hawaiian Hat
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Availability: In stock
$12.00
What It Is
Shirt Poachers. Oy. They come to these parts and take natures precious gifts: the rare and majestic Hawaiian shirt. They poach 'em, the bastards. They poach 'em and skin 'em and make 'em into hats. Poor defenseless creatures. They make about four or five hats out of a single shirt. Animals. When will they learn that nature is not to be killed, but must be worshiped and feared?
Attributes
Size: One Size Fits All!
Label: JMB
Material: Cotton
Color: Blue, mostly
Condition: Cleaned, pressed and ready to wear out!
Drink: Blue-Raspberry Daiquiri
