Interstellar Surfer Pullover
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Availability: In stock
$42.00
What It Is
Pick up your Rad-ium plated outersurfboard and push the eject button inside of your space capsule. Ride the momentum from the quick release air flow over to the Asteroid Belt. Once there, hang ten on some noxious space gas until you hit Uranus. Aliens might come out to play. Warning. They'll be disguised in their own Interplanetary Body Gear, but don't be fooled. Just spay water on them like you would on a cat who's scratching your couch and aliens will melt like the wicked witch of the west.
Attributes
Size: Large
Color: Iridescent Purple with neon lettering
Zipper: Half-zipper
Style: Surf
Taste: Melon-Berry Fuze, with a subtractive aftertaste
