Illinois Muscle Sweat-Shirt
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$44.00
What It Is
A parody of the 80s so sublime it should be in a lucite cube. It the 80s, they liked powerful women, shoulders, bright neon colors, geometric shapes and superficiality. This shirt has it all - from the coked-out body-building woman who can tear you in half to the pink and purple and triangles to the fake tank-top holding the thing together, this shirt is not to be used lightly. Only the wan-est, most disinterested hipsters will be able to withstand the ironic force of this shirt, rated at 6,000 Irons.
Attributes
Size: Medium
Material: Cotton/Polyester Sweatshirt Fabric
Designer: Tat Enterprises
Vintage: 80s
Condition: Perfection
Dumbbells and Muscle Milk: Not Included
Taste: Protein Shake with 3 Raw Eggs
Measurements
Length from top of sweatshirt to bottom hem: 18
Length from top of pink straps to bottom hem: 23
Waist: 23
Hips: 21
Armpit to Armpit: 26
Sleeve to Armpit: 13
