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I'm Special! Green Fanny Pack

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What It Is

You look gently up from your wheel chair. Drool streams, steady and viscous out of your mouth. Your half-open eyes only hint at the power that lies beyond them. But for now it must remain dormant. You are trapped within this mortal coil, unable to string together a single coherent thought. They feed you through a tube. A Goddamn Tube! Bedpans and cartoon are your life now. But don't give up. Hold your hope close to your heart - place it gently within the confines of your favorite fanny, good old green. Good old green...

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Size: Small (not for the beeves among us)
Label: San Lei Sou
Material: Cotton/Canvas
Color: Green and Yellow
Condition: Great - broken in, but not worn.
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Widest belt can go: about 30"

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