The Midas Touch: Scarfé

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Hipster Bling Gold Scarf!

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What It Is

You like the idea of bling, that is, wearing something around your neck to identify with a certain counter-culture, but you can't afford real gold or "ice" as it's called in the biz. That's why Prometheuz, a black man with cool taste, gave you this. He said it would pay for the weed in full, but you were skeptical at first. Now, you believe him.

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Size: Medium to Large
Label: None
Material: Lamé
Color: Sugar and Gold!!!
Condition: Nice enough to wear on a first date

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