Gold Standard Cap

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Gold Standard Cap

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What It Is

The way this cap doth sit upon his crown
showeth a chap of peculiar renown.
Famous for his generosity,
he has no animosity.
Lavish parties every week-end he throws,
where skin women do indeed expose!
Though his live dj sets get quite loud,
the sound waves disperseth in the crowd.
Popular to a large degree is he,
shame he OD-ed off GHB.

Attributes

Color: Shiny, shiny gold
Size: one size fits most
Condition: Good, minor abrasions removed some gold around the brim
Drink: Ayahuasca and Red Bull

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