What It Is
A small gay man is standing in a panic in front of his burning building, blindly panicking and shouting, "Help Help! My toy poodle is trapped in my condo, and it's on fire!"
Coolly and calmly, you stride into the scene, "Hold on, sir, I'll save your toy poodle!"
You walk into the flaming house with your red fire pants like it's your favorite place to grab a brew. Several seconds pass, and you walk out with a tall, frosty Silver Bullet in one hand, and the charred corpse of a toy poodle in the other.
"Are you gonna eat this dog, or should I?"
