"I'm so happy I was born after Jesus!"

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  • "All those poor souls, lost in the flood.  They never even met jesus"
  • "If aborted babies go to hell because they could never accept jesus, then everyone who dies before jesus was around, they went to hell too.  Like Noah.  All that ark building and he still burns eternally.  Tsk tsk, christianity, so full of holes.
  • I got my bible bag and I'm ready for either A) bible study group, or B) an Ironic night on the town, complete with ironic drink (pabst, highlife, or carlo rossi), ironic dancing (moving like you can't really dance but everyone knows you can) to ironic mus
  • "I'm so happy I was born after Jesus!"

Betty Bible Bag

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What It Is

Some people believe you can be anyone you want. Well, does anyone want to be Betty Bible Bag? You like church, your parents, frizzy and unique hair, being a virgin, Thomas Kincaid, Matistahu, carrot cake and a boy named Joshua; someday you will cook for him. You also know the bible very well, and on your favorite bag of pencils and stickers is a scene from your favorite part: the flood, where all those sinners drowned in their own sin (water). So relieving.

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Size: Small
Material: Cotton/Canvas
Color: Bible Colors
Condition: Great - broken in, but not worn.

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