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70s Porn Director Shirt

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What It Is

1977, Miami. You are Ray-Mundo Valiente. You just arrived on a boat with a loose pocket of blow, a wad of cash and a video camera. You take a cab across town to the Tongue and Groove, a strip club fetching buzz on 'wire. You rail a couple on the way over and even offer one to the cabbie, who graciously accepts. A couple drinks later, you are on your way up to your hotel room with two sweetmeats named Diamond and Dallas ready to make history...

Attributes

Size: Small
Color: Chocolate
Material: 70s Polyester? We have no idea
Label: This really bizarre yet also luxurious feeling 70s knit
Condition: Good-some minor pilling in the chest area and a small tear on the top of one sleeve

Measurements

Length: 27"
Waist: 19"
Hip: 17"
Armpit to Armpit: 20"
Sleeve to Armpit: 4"

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